Anonymous asked: You are beautiful.
Thank you :*
When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
My boyfriend’s a freakin dork